Drunk Female NFL Fan Manages To Pee At Urinal Standing Up

They say when you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go, and one Miami Dolphins fan has proved that when it comes to getting to the bathroom, just about anywhere will do.

Last weekend’s Dolphins vs. Jets football game saw the Dolphins cop an absolute thumping from the New York Jets who took home two touchdowns to the Dolphins single touchdown to cinch up a big 20-6 victory. Most sports fans love a drink, regardless of whether their team wins or loses.

Hell, American football fans are known to hold tailgate parties long before the game even starts just to make sure they’re plastered enough to sit through the carnage they’re about to witness. This woman certainly seems to have had enough to drink, given how wobbly she is on two legs.

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Sauntering up to the men’s urinal in a pair of blue shorts and a pink top, the woman pushes well up against the wall behind the urinal and let’s loose while a bloke standing by yells out “You’re doing it!” to her.

The video came to light via the Instagram account of the football podcast “laceoutshow” with the caption “Miami is officially a football town, FOLKS.” If that’s all it takes to be a football town then you can add most cities across Australia to that list.

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The commenters on the post were all pretty positive, though some were quick to point out that if it had been a man using a women’s bathroom that they’d likely be walking away in handcuffs.

“So if that was me in the ladies bathroom I would be arrested,” jackpalmsun mused.
“Keep this lady away from liquor for her own good. I’m sure when her buzz is gone this will be an embarrassing situation,” said Cuban_rick

“I’m sure somewhere there’s a guy he thinks she’s a good girl and so faithful,” mentioned mattey291. “His high school sweetheart. If a man walks into a women’s bathroom and does that he would be arrested immediately and will also be a registered sex offender.”

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One of the funniest parts of the video is the guy at the urinal next to her trying not to laugh so hard that his hands get wet, which is good considering the woman tried to high-five him mid-pee.

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